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10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine

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The fascist police state is coming to arrest you for supporting Palestine and for no…

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Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing

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DEATH STAR — Viewers of the Imperial News Network were stunned today, as Mark Hamill…

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9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To ‘The Chosen’

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The official announcement that the popular biblical drama The Chosen will begin streaming on Disney+…

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James O’Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment

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NEW YORK — According to sources, noted guerrilla journalist and founder of Project Veritas James…

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37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer

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LINDALE, TX — Brandon Morris, a 37-year-old Texas native, became distracted from his work Thursday…

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Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes

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ARLINGTON, VA — In a press conference held this morning, Boeing sadly announced that a…

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Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

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U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa…

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Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A legislative stalemate appeared to be brewing on Capitol Hill as congressional…

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Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer

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U.S. — In a helpful message regarding your upcoming appointment, your doctor has reminded you…

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Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border

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UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of…

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TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again

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NEW YORK — Congressional Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was tragically killed Tuesday night during a police…

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King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant

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JERUSALEM — Sad news emerged from the royal palace today, as it was announced that…

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Baby Patiently Waiting Until Fully Strapped In Car Seat To Unleash Diaper Apocalypse

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RUIDOSO, NM — Local baby Oliver Daniels patiently waited to be completely strapped in his…

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9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings

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Brought to you by: My Patriot Supply Much has been made about the student protesters…

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Doctor Points On MRI To Part Of Man’s Brain Where ‘Seinfeld’ Bass Riff Has Been Playing For Over Two Decades

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GRANDVIEW, MO — A patient’s lingering questions were finally answered today, as a doctor pointed…

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American Flag Defended By Frat Boy Heroes Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, And Dylan

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CHAPEL HILL, NC — The American flag was defended from crazed protesters by a group…

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Trump: ‘It’s Time For Us To Put Aside Our Differences And Unite With Ron DePoopypants’

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MIAMI, FL — In a move designed to unite the Republican party and their camps…

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Church Leaders Get Russell Brand Up To Speed On Christian Theology With ‘VeggieTales’ Marathon

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LONDON — In an attempt to lay a solid biblical foundation following his recent baptism,…

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UCLA Replaces Student IDs With New Fashionable Identifying Armbands

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LOS ANGELES, CA — In a new initiative to streamline the school’s identification process, UCLA…

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9 Highly Effective Ways To Remove Protesters From Your Campus

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10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine

Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing

9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To ‘The Chosen’

James O’Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment

37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer

Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security

Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer

Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border

TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again

King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant

Baby Patiently Waiting Until Fully Strapped In Car Seat To Unleash Diaper Apocalypse

9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings

Doctor Points On MRI To Part Of Man’s Brain Where ‘Seinfeld’ Bass Riff Has Been Playing For Over Two Decades

American Flag Defended By Frat Boy Heroes Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, And Dylan

Trump: ‘It’s Time For Us To Put Aside Our Differences And Unite With Ron DePoopypants’

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