1 min read Political Humor Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant 3 mins ago AL Sauce NEW YORK, NY — Riot police armed with sticks of deodorant charged at Pro-Hamas demonstrators…
1 min read Political Humor ‘Why Do I Feel So Far From God?’ Says Man Scrolling Through X, Binging Netflix Simultaneously 4 hours ago AL Sauce JOHNS CREEK, GA — In the middle of his normal routine of scrolling through X…
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1 min read Political Humor Corporate Recruiter Scouts Ivy League University For Entitled Antisemitic Communists With $200k In Debt 12 hours ago AL Sauce NEW YORK, NY — A corporate recruiter from Corptech Solutions Inc. arrived at Columbia University…
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2 min read Political Humor CEO Tim Cook Straps On Apple Vision Pro To Enjoy Alternate Reality In Which People Buy Apple Vision Pro 20 hours ago AL Sauce CUPERTINO, CA — Feeling despondent over low sales numbers and the financial losses that come…
2 min read Political Humor 8 Changes Biden Made To Title IX 1 day ago AL Sauce Brought to you by: CrossExamined President Joe Biden made significant changes to Title IX last…
1 min read Political Humor ‘Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!’ Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation 1 day ago AL Sauce U.S. — According to sources, college students have illegally occupied public spaces across the country…
2 min read Political Humor Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada 1 day ago AL Sauce RAFAH — Hamas has issued a statement of thanks to American university students for their…
2 min read Political Humor Arizona Indicts Trump Allies For Questioning Election Results While Republican 2 days ago AL Sauce PHOENIX, AZ — The aftereffects of the hotly contested 2020 presidential election continued to be…
2 min read Political Humor 10 Famous Liberals Explain Why They Oppose Free Speech 2 days ago AL Sauce While free speech boasts supporters such as Elon Musk and the Constitution, there are many…
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2 min read Political Humor L.A. Mayor’s Podium Stolen During News Conference Touting Drop In Crime 2 days ago AL Sauce LOS ANGELES, CA — In what some commentators are calling a political bug-a-boo, Los Angeles…
2 min read Political Humor Columbia Switches To Online Classes So Jewish Students Can Participate From The Attics Where They Are Hiding 3 days ago AL Sauce NEW YORK, NY — In the wake of ongoing anti-Israel protests that have engulfed the…
2 min read Political Humor Abraham Pretty Sure This Feud Between Ishmael And Isaac Will Blow Over Soon 3 days ago AL Sauce CANAAN — Though villagers continued to notice mounting tensions and frequent disagreements between his sons,…
2 min read Political Humor ‘Let’s Set Aside Distractions,’ Says Worship Leader Surrounded By Lasers And Fog 3 days ago AL Sauce REDDING, CA — In typical reverent fashion, Axl Mustaine led the congregation of LifeSource in…
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1 min read Political Humor Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans 3 days ago AL Sauce NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment…