2 min read Political Humor ‘I Wish I Were Rich,’ Says Man Who Has A Family, Roof Over His Head, Self-Propelled Lawn Mower 1 week ago AL Sauce SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, a local man lamented his lack of wealth…
2 min read Political Humor Nation’s Husbands Announce They’re Just Going To Let The Dishes Soak For A While 1 week ago AL Sauce In a joint statement this week, America’s husbands announced they’re just going to put all…
2 min read Political Humor Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then 1 week ago AL Sauce NEW YORK CITY, NY — Former President Donald Trump made sure members of the jury…
2 min read Political Humor Not Good: RFK Jr’s Worms Started Dropping Spice In His Brain And Now He’s Having Visions Of Galactic Jihad 1 week ago AL Sauce U.S. — Presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hit a slight snag in his campaign…
2 min read Political Humor Woman Somehow Able To Feel God’s Love Without Writing Lengthy Instagram Post About It 1 week ago AL Sauce MEMPHIS, TN — A local woman felt the overwhelming love and presence of God this…
2 min read Political Humor Worm Disgusted To Find Itself In Politician 1 week ago AL Sauce WASHINGTON, D.C. — A local tapeworm was shocked and disgusted to find himself residing within…
2 min read Political Humor Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her 1 week ago AL Sauce NEW YORK, NY — As the Donald Trump criminal trial continued to make headlines for…
2 min read Political Humor Bob Iger Insists Disney Stock Drop Not Caused By Failure Of Latest Movie ‘Gay Black Pinocchio Protests For Palestine’ 1 week ago AL Sauce BURBANK, CA — As concerned shareholders sought answers, Disney CEO Bob Iger insisted the company’s…
2 min read Political Humor Biden Strikes Deal Where Hamas Gets To Keep American Hostages In Exchange For Fifteen Votes In Michigan 1 week ago AL Sauce WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what the media hailed as a triumphant victory for diplomacy, President…
2 min read Political Humor Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States 1 week ago AL Sauce U.S. — Following the revelation that a deadly parasite was once removed from his skull,…
2 min read Political Humor 12 New Badges You Can Get In The More Inclusive Boy Scouts 2 weeks ago AL Sauce Much has been made about the Boy Scouts of America changing its name to “Scouting…
2 min read Political Humor ‘The Rock’ Finally Breaks Mold With New Role As Intense But Kinda Zen Jokester Muscly Action Guy 2 weeks ago AL Sauce HOLLYWOOD, CA — With major movie studios struggling to remain profitable amid evolving audience tastes,…
2 min read Political Humor Trump Completely Obliterates Prosecution With Timely Use Of Reverse Card 2 weeks ago AL Sauce NEW YORK — Donald Trump dealt a decisive blow to the prosecution this week in…
2 min read Political Humor ‘The Jews Killed Christ!’ Says Man Whose Sin Killed Christ 2 weeks ago AL Sauce LOS ANGELES, CA — In a scene that witnesses describe as chaotic, a man visiting…
2 min read Political Humor Kristi Noem Has Political Career Put Down 2 weeks ago AL Sauce PIERRE, SD — In an agonizing end-of-life decision, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem had her…
2 min read Political Humor Research Discovers Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf 2 weeks ago AL Sauce U.S. — New research has discovered that women will throw their support behind any cause,…
2 min read Political Humor Priest Reveals 12 Weirdest Sins People Have Confessed 2 weeks ago AL Sauce The seal of confession officially prohibits priests from disclosing what they learn while hearing a…
1 min read Political Humor For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except ‘Of’ 2 weeks ago AL Sauce IRVING, TX — In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced…
2 min read Political Humor Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children 2 weeks ago AL Sauce MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a show of support for anti-Israel protests on college campuses and…
1 min read Political Humor ‘Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!’ Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx 2 weeks ago AL Sauce NEW YORK, NY — In a heartwarming outreach to African Americans, New York Governor Kathy…